Torch Head Flash
I loved this joke when i first heard it what do u guys think?
yeah tell me what you think of this joke =]
There were these 2 guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they don't like living in a asylum any more and they decide that they are going to escape!
so they get up onto the roof and there just across this narrow gap they see the rooftops of the town stretching away in the moonlight , stretching away to freedom.
Now the first guy he jumps over the gap easily but the second guy is afraid to take the leap in case he falls.
so then the first guy has a idea he says
"hey i have my flash light with me! ill shine it across the gap between the buildings and You can walk along its beam and join me!"
but the Second guy just shakes his head and says "what do you think im crazy?"..............................................
................"you would turn the torch of when i had walked half way across the beam!"
=] hope you like it sorry if it is either too long or just plain crap lol
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my God! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!.
Quark pre-flash in moon mode
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